Why does ice cream taste so good? Why is 6 ounces so small...I mean, WHO is satisfied eating a 6-ounce portion and only vegetables? Why do the best tasting foods have to be full of sugar and why does sugar have to love my hips and thighs so much? And while we are on the subject of my hips and thighs....well...maybe I shouldn't go there....
To continue my b***hing, I am completely undone by the fact that so many foods I enjoy are full of preservatives and ingredients I cannot pronounce that apparently will either give my a tumor or cancer or make me constipated...the list is long. Why can't cheeto puffs be as good for you as they taste....why can't Kashi make McDonald's hamburgers?
Life is tough with work...I have two jobs....I am in school....not to mention my family...my home...so WHY can't all food be fat free and only 20 calories per 20 ounces?? I think the world would be a happier place if cream sauce and pasta came out of fountains and chocolate was the standard. I mean, I would probably listen to Jehovah's Witnesses if they gave me a Hershey Bar...wouldn't you?
So....I am going to make it my business to compile a list of foods I enjoy that still taste good...and don't cost my entire paycheck!!
Signing off,
Miss Mad
You are amazing. :) Great rant! Kashi making McDonald's burgers, haha! love it. Blessings sweet girl.
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